LONDON BABY!

Job hunting season began a few weeks ago. Those of you that know me well know that I would rather pull my toenails out with pliers than participate in the What-is-your-greatest-weakness Dog and Pony Show. Neverzeeless, went to London last week for lightspeed sightseeing and some interviews. Fish and chips, Westminster, and the Tower of London...I saw more of London before dawn than...

Interviews went swell. One was a Tokyo teaching job. Won´t have availability until January tho. Can you riv 6 monfs wif no emproyment? Yeah, no problem, let me just withdraw about $12,000 from my imaginary account from the Neverland Bank and Trust and I´m good ta go.
Other Japan shigoto was with ye ole Nova! They are keen to have The Law back in Nihon, but making me jump through the hoops of redtape corporate crappola. "Hi Gene, hooow´s it going? Yeeeeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now? So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be greeeeeat..."

3rd interview recently (on da phone) was for Dubai. Probably going to get an offer. Great pay, but the only negative is I´ll...BE LIVING IN DUBAI. 53 degree celsius weather is awesome, and I mean, women dressed in 40 square feet of curtains are super segzy, but somehow not sure if it would be as enjoyable as Japanarama. We´ll see.

Running out of locutorio time. Back to job search woes. Peace.

"Looking for to have the fun with English time." --- Random Madrid graffiti